I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

LP 1 - Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater
Good-humored noticings from America’s “Master of the Noticing!”

LP 2A - A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body
A calming meditation to cheer and sooth the cluttered mind, the injured heart and the anxious body

LP 2B - Fuckscape
An erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends

LP 3 - Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
Tremendous, mouth-made sound effects for amateur and professional foley artists alike

LP 4 - Digital Drugs
A binaural acoustic pharmacy for the carefree or ill

LP 5 - Over 45 Minutes of Crying
A full-hearted 45-minute cry-a-thon

LP 6A - Introduction To Spoken Russian
The language of Pushkin as taught by someone who left
Russia at the age of 4

LP 6B - Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages
For Your Personal Use
Turn every phone call you miss or receive into a
thousand-million smiles

LP 7 - 195 Orgasms
Sorry.